OMG do u know who tha FIRST P8riotic superhero was?
No, not Capt America, B4 him! OMG it was Archie Comics' "THE SHIELD" yo! The Sheild KIX BUTT OMG OMG!
I admit he's not as cool as Mary Sarah but giv tha dude a brake! I meen wuld U wanna be tha act that follows Mary Sarah? No u wuldant so evry1 lets giv a big hand 4 THA SHIELD OMG YAY! Reed a like INTIRE Ultra-P8riotic Shield story hear yo: http://ow.ly/cpmWi Badass! CU 2moro 4 more P8rioticality yo!